30 reasons why you should nominate me for Forbes 30 Under 30

  1. I am the youngest of my family so I’ve survived a lot of sibling torture.

  2. I am the youngest of my family so I basically parented myself.

  3. My Spotify Wrapped 2022 was wrong (I don’t listen to heavy metal…it’s definitely not how I started my mornings).

  4. I was lactose intolerant at age 8 but now I am cured.

  5. My cat has anxiety and is on 6mg Clomipramine (cause Prozac didn’t work).

  6. I was never nominated for anything except for “Worst Dressed” in middle school.

  7. Sometimes I work so hard that I forget to eat or sleep.

  8. Sometimes I don’t work, I just go to the beach and cry.

  9. Kids threw coins at me in high school cause I was one of few Jews, and that’s the first time I used the f-word on someone in public.

  10. I was convinced my fifth-grade teacher was the Tooth Fairy.

  11. I took the SATs 3 times…1360, baby (it’s really nothing to brag about).

  12. I can lucid dream.

  13. I talk in my sleep but you can still trust me with your secrets, I promise.

  14. I shower at least once a day.

  15. I traveled between the US and Israel 20 times.

  16. I’ve accomplished some cool things in my career.

  17. I attend culinary school and bake a mean macaron.

  18. I am not a flat-earther.

  19. I am not related to anyone famous, but I once went on a date with a guy who has an uncle that invented the inflatable outside of car dealerships.

  20. I had my wisdom teeth removed. It hurt.

  21. I have adult acne.

  22. My willpower disappears when I am next to candy corn.

  23. I stay away from getting bangs, even in times of major distress.

  24. I read the book before watching the movie.

  25. I volunteer.

  26. I use chopsticks to stab my food.

  27. I have a website with a real .com

  28. I’m under 30.

  29. My time is running out to feel successful.

  30. It would really mean a lot to my mom.

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